Wednesday, September 17, 2014

A WEDDING HAS OCCURRED



(B-ROLL)

(VO UP)

ANNCR - The screeching subway cars collided
in a tastefully understated ceremony,
the young bride flying as far as a hundred
yards in either direction and embedded
in the tunnel walls.  Some of the tile dating
back to the depression era was handmade
by giant terminal ants.  A single ant can carry
an entire show on its back despite a poorly
developed script and characters.  Yours
is the one gay color.

(:20 DONUT – INSERT POETRY)

When they die they continue to sing for as long
as seven hours.  Some things don’t need to be
explained, like the meat you dream is wearing
your meat tuxedo and appearing live on Access
Hollywood in your place so that you can sleep
late in firing position, the lazy curl of the Fosterbird’s
lower abdominal piercing. African Variegated
Amethyst Kidney Stone. 

(DROWNING FX UNDER)

Let’s go to the perineum and get the particulars from
animatron Mickey Bungsplitter…
 
“...at two minutes thirteen seconds into the ninth, 
winner by technical knockout and still lighter than air 
Unitarian champion of Bra World:

The Guatemalan Tungsten Rooster,  
Jesus "Five Sleeping Eyes" Iglesias!!”

(RACE RIOT FX UP AND UNDER)

You may blight the internal landscape with baby jam.

I now have the honor of presenting for the first time,
Mr. and Mrs. Laugh or be Dry Brushed Celeste Velato.

(DISSOLVE – DRIED BLUE ANTS BEING SCATTERED ON A BED)

(FX – SEX ON A COUPON CIRCULAR)

Some species are known to mate for life. 

Gibbon apes
wolves
termites
coyotes
barn owls
beavers
bald eagles
golden eagles
condors
swans
brolga cranes
French angel fish
sandhill cranes
pigeons
prions
red-tailed hawks
anglerfish
ospreys
prairie voles
black vultures

But this couple has a thesaurus.  

(MUSIC – Mendelssohn’s “Monthly Blood Featherer” UP AND OUT)